On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Jasmine Pineda serves up some hard booze and an even harder truth: she doesn’t want a baby with Gino Palazzolo. Rob Warne and Sophie Sierra hit the couple’s therapy couch but he can’t own up to his kink. Emily Bieberly‘s mom doesn’t want to put a price on her daughter. And Ed Brown dumps Liz Woods again over coffee. Raise your Jasmarita and let’s break it all down in this recap of Season 8, Episode 9 The Lovely Duckling.
90 Day Fiance: Jasmine Pineda Picks Pageantry over Pregnancy
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Jasmine Pineda enters the beauty pageant world. And decides she was born to wear a crown. Gino Palazzolo is supportive since she claims she’s got low self-esteem. Jasmine attends a pre-pageant workshop. She whines about her insecurities and they all jump in to praise her. There’s a quick lesson on how to walk on the pageant stage. So, Jasmine Pineda dons a tiara and sash and wonders why she didn’t do this long ago.
It’s Jasmine Pineda’s final night in Miami with Gino. She wants to celebrate her debut into the sad world of over the hill pageantry with some booze in a blender. She concocts her very own cocktail called the Jasmarita. Gino Palazoolo is giddy over it but says it’s a bit watery. Jasmine admits she’s pumped for the pageant. He’s concerned since they are trying to get pregnant. But Jasmine Pineda crushes that by admitting she really doesn’t want a baby right now since she’s a contender for Miss International World. Gino sulks and goes to bed.
Happily Ever After: Sophie Sierra Calls Out Rob Warne’s Kinks
On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Sophie Sierra suspects Rob Warne has a hoe phone reserved for side chicks. But she can’t find it anywhere. So, the couple head to therapy to resolve their many issues. First off a lack of intimacy. Sophie says Rob follows a certain type online. Fitness models with muscles who share lots of a*s shots. She takes this personally since she doesn’t have that body type. Rob accuses her of shaming him as some kind of fitness fetish freak.
Rob admits he indulges in the racy side of the internet. But says he just watches straight up vanilla stuff. Not muscle mavens flexing their assets. He admits he would like Sophie to dress up to entice him. Like in a maid outfit. Sophie feels undesirable and doesn’t want to play dress up. She just wants some compliments. Rob blurts out some things about her eyes and lips and she’s satisfied. They kiss while the therapist tries to hide her cringe.
This is what Rob finds hot and wants Sophie to dress up as to get him in the mood. He has more issues than I thought he did. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance pic.twitter.com/w2TQmSJWV0
— AaronMichael (@iamAMF) May 13, 2024
TLC Couple Emily Bieberly and Kobe Blaise Struggle with Culture Clashes
On 90 Day Fiance, Emily Bieberly and Kobe Blaise are already legally married with children. But while visiting his home town of Cameroon they plan a traditional wedding f0r their families. The festivities kick off with Emily and Kobe shopping an open air market. Emily will prepare a traditional Cameroonian dish with the help of Kobe’s sister. While the food including smoked fish and cow stomach is a far cry from American meatloaf, Emily gets an A for effort.
Next up they prepare for the “knock door” ceremony. Where Emily’s family will ask for a list of items as well as a “bride price” for their daughter’s hand in marriage. Emily’s dad is a good sport about respecting the tradition. He asks for a goat and some cool shirts. Kobe Blaise is impressed. But Emily’s mom doesn’t feel right taking a cash payment for her daughter. Emily Bieberly assures her mom that it’s fine. And her dad doesn’t have a problem with it either. So, it’s take the money and move on or there’s no wedding.
Emily’s dad really going crazy with this dowry. #90dayfiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter pic.twitter.com/7qyAnyPdoO
— K & S (@90day_bachelor) May 13, 2024
90 Day Fiance: Big Ed Brown’s Not Budging over Breakup
A weepy Liz Woods agrees to meet up with Ed Brown in a coffee shop on 90 Day Fiance. While Big Ed seems carefree, Liz tells producers she doesn’t want to split from him. He is pretty blunt with Liz telling her that he wants to be single and work on his career. In an aside, he admits he started falling out of love with Liz. So, he was really just using any excuse to pull the plug on the volatile relationship.
Liz cries some more and tells Ed she doesn’t want anyone but him. Therefore, he advises her to get on with her life and avoid anyone that’s even remotely like him. The most solid and honest thing to ever come out of his mouth. So, Liz Marie Woods realizes she has no choice but to walk away. She doesn’t want to start over. But the scenes from next week’s episode show things get ugly yet again when Ed Brown tells her to get her stuff out of his house.
You have to be at the lowest place in your life to be crying to get that troll Ed back after he dumped you like that. Idk what she’s attracted too. He’s as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter #90dayfiance pic.twitter.com/0sxvAc3q2E
— vanilla flava (@vanillaflava1) May 13, 2024
90 Day Fiance: Ashley and Manuel Velas Can’t Stop Fighting
Ashley Michelle and Manuel Velez bicker constantly. Ashley feels Manuel wants space away from her. Manuel just wants freedom to come and go and see his friend Jonathan. The pair enlist Jonathan’s help. But neither can admit they are wrong and Manuel cracks jokes while Ashley cries. So, it’s not looking so good for these two right now.
Long time 90 Day Fiance staples Loren Brovarnik and Alexei Brovarnik are put to test in this episode. Loren goes through an extensive body transformation surgery for 6 hours. Alexei sits in a stark waiting room the entire time. Get this man some magazines already or Rob Warne’s hoe phone. Loren makes it through and he’s allowed to see her. She’s loopy from anesthesia and wants to know if she looks snatched. Alexei should’ve enjoyed that six hours of peace. This recovery is not gonna be easy.
Patrick Mendes and Thais Ramone leave the meeting with her dad. She’s irritated that he wouldn’t ask her dad for the blessing. Patrick thinks it’s silly at this point. And would rather just have his respect. Thais is further annoyed when Patrick drops her, the baby and the dog off and says he’s going out with his brother John who just arrived in Brazil. And it’s also her birthday. Till next time!
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